I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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