That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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