Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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