So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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