is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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