Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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