i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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