I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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