So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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