the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
