Non-Jews are for practice
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I love you.
Bad choice
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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