i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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