Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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