i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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