i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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