on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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