He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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