How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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