I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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