How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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