remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
