so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
