covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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