so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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