he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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