so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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