I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I understand Curling. That high.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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