Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
did i walk over a car last night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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