I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
