is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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