ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ketchup is God's man juice
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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