Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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