Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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