sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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