Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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