That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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