I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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