How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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