I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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