What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so that wasnt chicken after all
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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