It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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