dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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