I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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