he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
