I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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