last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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