He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
