susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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