as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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