oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
