He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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