Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The adults are the big ones right?
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